Sunday, February 28, 2010

Thawing Out With Our Fluffy Tailed Friends

Today we celebrate squirrels, those everyday creatures with the fluffy tails and I have always found so entertaining. I love the way they used to nibble on pine cones propped up on their hind legs using their delicate fingers to turn the cones around and their keen ability to sniff out potential predators from neighbor cats to raccoons or even our very quick little Yorkie Bobby growing up.

When I moved to DC I couldn’t believe the varieties of colors of squirrels, yes, this sounds like a terribly naïve or contrived assessment about the diversity of creatures in DC, but it’s not meant to sound like that. I had gone to high school with people of more colors than squirrels I’d ever seen since arriving here. And I find them all very beautiful.

The other thing I love about city squirrels is their brash, in-your-face scramble for food. They have no fear of people walking by—when their eyes are on the prize, they go for it and we look on, happy for them. One day while waiting for a bus, I truly believe the scrambling pair of squirrels playing up and down the nearby tree would have no problem pushing my shoe off of the side of a discarded wrapper of some sort just so they could get a lick of whatever was on it.

Beloved and fat, fed by tourists and locals alike, today’s poem does justice to these backyard and city critters that I love to watch and have had sympathy for during the blizzard. If you think the lingering feet of snow and ensuing melt was tough for us humans, think about our furry friends who have had a deeper dig-out for sustenance than most of us.

For Squirrel Nutkin
by Nicole Speulda

Upon the porch Squirrel Girl did put
First one front paw and then a back foot,
Scampering up to the black mat
Where she nibbled and piled her cheeks fat
With nuts my mother held out just for her.

The courtship began long ago,
The then pregnant squirrel prancing to and fro,
Capturing the eye and food of my mother
Nurturing by nature, caring of others
They developed a trust, hand to fur.

This backyard jungle is fraught with peril,
Squirrels and birds watchful of cats domestic and feral
Outwitting each other for seed, nuts and berries,
For my mother’s hand each crafty creature tarries,
In a backyard that reminds me of Beatrix Potter.

The day of the standoff squirrel was caught in greed,
Hanging upside-down from in a raid on bird seed,
Her ears straightly perked, fine hairs filtering
scent and movement like miniature satellites positioning
the fat cat beneath, the birds circling her.

Then off with a swing and the help of human noise,
Squirrel Girl lived another day but would learn poise
In her gathering and beware the cats and the birds,
To wait for the kind hand outstretched to her,
And has since developed a gourmet pallet, as it were--
unsalted giant walnuts please kind madam, kind sir.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Whitman, Lincoln And The Man Who Shot Them Both


A while ago a dear friend of mine gave me a book about the interconnectedness of artists (mostly photographers and writers) from the mid 19th to 20th centuries. I have not finished it, mostly because I love lingering over each chapter which reads as a separate, but linked meeting or meetings, among a variety of innovative artists and the relationships they formed. Each of these episodes have me wanting to go back in time to be there and I’ve shaken my head in disbelief more than once in awe and jealousy, wishing I could have been in the room when…

A Chance Meeting: Intertwined Lives of American Writers and Artists is authored by Rachel Cohen and one of the things I loved immediately about this book is that it contains a hand drawn tree of connectivity for all of the once living characters who grace these pages. It’s almost like playing a literary version of the Kevin Bacon seven degrees of situation game, this time containing creative literary/artistic and political characters I would have loved to have seen. These days writers pimp their books by going on tours, artists must be self-promoters and it’s not shameful to stump for oneself, whether for your own campaign, cause or some other form of art.

Mathew Brady was, undoubtedly the most famous Civil War photographer and, arguably the pioneer of portraits. If he were alive today, he would have been the guy who invented “Senior Portraitism” and then coined that very term. Because of Brady, most middle school textbooks have accurate images of Generals Grant, Lee and Sherman as well as the mounds of bodies piled up in the aftermath of the battles waged between them, verifying, cataloguing each one with his lens. Mathew Brady’s images of those men and, perhaps the most famous man of his time, President Abraham Lincoln, made Brady the most sought after photographer by everyone and he alone captured some of the only images we have of them. The picture atop this post is Brady's taken of Walt Whitman and the book describes the way it came to be from what Whitman was wearing to how his arm was posed above his head.

There is much to learn even in a couple of chapters of this particular book about Brady’s photography and his ties with the literary world, however, perhaps counter intuitively, this first post will focus on an omission. Walt Whitman and Abraham Lincoln never met. Let me repeat that: Whitman never met Lincoln.

They knew of each other, read each other and shared the same political view and both were quite famous and contemporaries. I had it in my mind all along that the poet turned nurse turned poet-profit knew well the Lincoln of whom he goes on to write about so eloquently, so lovingly.

For any person who has read O Captain! My Captain! or When Lilacs Last In the Door-Yard Bloom’d, it seems obvious that Whitman had a personal relationship—at least spoke with—Lincoln. According to the book, not so. Instead there is a scene in which Whitman walks along a DC street, astride Lincoln’s carriage route, and he simply raises a hand and the tall man knows the fully bearded bard and acknowledges him back.

Future posts about this particular book will focus on moments when people met—the intent of the book. But I couldn’t believe that the two men who seemed to have most in common from philosophy to a way with words, not to mention their larger than life physicality (both very tall and very bearded) which made them visible celebrities in DC in a time so crucial, never met.

Am I the only one who thought this? While mulling this over on Sunday, a strange thing happened, which seems to be happening to me more often than not...an entire program regarding the Lincoln Memorial, from its controversial pre-designs to construction and even lighting aired on Studio 360. I had an eerie feeling on Sunday, while listening to the podcast that anyone reading this post would love to hear this program. Visual artists, from Mathew Brady to Henry Bacon knew how to show their subjects: Whitman was told where to put his hand, and the same thing happened when Brady shot Lincoln. There was a deliberateness in the very art that made them look strong but also as they were—Brady’s eye was the only one that mattered and his was the lens in which we see these two iconic figures.

It’s not surprising to me now, that so much was made of the making of the Lincoln Memorial. It’s one thing to take a picture of a man, it’s an entirely other lifetime to build him, to sculpt him and his face, getting his hands just so. Bacon took Brady’s photographs and built something resembling the character of the man, the words, the images of what he believed the man to be. Interestingly, Lincoln is sitting. Unlike the men on horses throughout DC in various circles, Lincoln is calm, seated and thoughtful, much in the way Whitman is photographed.

Today’s two poems are the aforementioned O Captain! My Captain! and When Lilacs Last In the Door-Yard Bloom’d. I am not posting them both (even though Lilacs is long) to wear anyone out. Rather, I loved that today I took the time to read both of them for the beauty of the language and the tribute to a political figure Whitman so ardently believed in and mourned for so heartily.

I loved reading these again a little differently than I have in the past, but that’s the beauty of poetry, you can read it over and over and find new meaning each time.  First, one of Brady's photographs of Lincoln and the Lincoln Memorial as it stands today:


 

O Captain! My Captain!

by Walt Whitman
O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;

Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;

Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.


When Lilacs Last In The Door-Yard Bloom’d
by Walt Whitman from Memories of President Lincoln
1

When lilacs last in the door-yard bloom’d,
And the great star early droop’d in the western sky in the night,
I mourn’d—and yet shall mourn with ever-returning spring.

O ever-returning spring! trinity sure to me you bring;
Lilac blooming perennial, and drooping star in the west,
And thought of him I love.

2
O powerful, western, fallen star!
O shades of night! O moody, tearful night!
O great star disappear’d! O the black murk that hides the star!
O cruel hands that hold me powerless! O helpless soul of me!
O harsh surrounding cloud, that will not free my soul!

3
In the door-yard fronting an old farm-house, near the white-wash’d palings,
Stands the lilac bush, tall-growing, with heart-shaped leaves of rich green,
With many a pointed blossom, rising, delicate, with the perfume strong I love,
With every leaf a miracle……and from this bush in the door-yard,
With delicate-color’d blossoms, and heart-shaped leaves of rich green,
A sprig, with its flower, I break.

4
In the swamp, in secluded recesses,
A shy and hidden bird is warbling a song.
Solitary, the thrush,
The hermit, withdrawn to himself, avoiding the settlements,
Sings by himself a song.

Song of the bleeding throat!
Death’s outlet song of life—(for well, dear brother, I know
If thou wast not gifted to sing, thou would’st surely die.)

5
Over the breast of the spring, the land, amid cities,
Amid lanes, and through old woods, (where lately the violets peep’d from the ground, spotting the gray debris;)
Amid the grass in the fields each side of the lanes—passing the endless grass;
Passing the yellow-spear’d wheat, every grain from its shroud in the dark-brown fields uprising;
Passing the apple-tree blows of white and pink in the orchards;
Carrying a corpse to where it shall rest in the grave,
Night and day journeys a coffin.

6
Coffin that passes through lanes and streets,
Through day and night, with the great cloud darkening the land,
With the pomp of the inloop’d flags, with the cities draped in black,
With the show of the States themselves, as of crape-veil’d women, standing,
With processions long and winding, and the flambeaus of the night,
With the countless torches lit—with the silent sea of faces, and the unbared heads,
With the waiting depot, the arriving coffin, and the sombre faces,
With dirges through the night, with the thousand voices rising strong and solemn;
With all the mournful voices of the dirges, pour’d around the coffin,
The dim-lit churches and the shuddering organs—Where amid these you journey,
With the tolling, tolling bells’ perpetual clang;
Here! coffin that slowly passes,
I give you my sprig of lilac.

7
(Nor for you, for one, alone;
Blossoms and branches green to coffins all I bring:
For fresh as the morning—thus would I carol a song for you, O sane and sacred death.

All over bouquets of roses,
O death! I cover you over with roses and early lilies;
But mostly and now the lilac that blooms the first,
Copious, I break, I break the sprigs from the bushes;
With loaded arms I come, pouring for you,
For you, and the coffins all of you, O death.)

8
O western orb, sailing the heaven!
Now I know what you must have meant, as a month since we walk’d,
As we walk’d up and down in the dark blue so mystic,
As we walk’d in silence the transparent shadowy night,
As I saw you had something to tell, as you bent to me night after night,
As you droop’d from the sky low down, as if to my side, (while the other stars all look’d on;)
As we wander’d together the solemn night, (for something, I know not what, kept me from sleep;)
As the night advanced, and I saw on the rim of the west, ere you went, how full you were of woe;
As I stood on the rising ground in the breeze, in the cold transparent night,
As I watch’d where you pass’d and was lost in the netherward black of the night,
As my soul, in its trouble, dissatisfied, sank, as where you, sad orb,
Concluded, dropt in the night, and was gone.

9
Sing on, there in the swamp!
O singer bashful and tender! I hear your notes—I hear your call;
I hear—I come presently—I understand you;
But a moment I linger—for the lustrous star has detain’d me;
The star, my departing comrade, holds and detains me.

10
O how shall I warble myself for the dead one there I loved?
And how shall I deck my song for the large sweet soul that has gone?
And what shall my perfume be, for the grave of him I love?

Sea-winds, blown from east and west,
Blown from the eastern sea, and blown from the western sea, till there on the prairies meeting:
These, and with these, and the breath of my chant,
I perfume the grave of him I love.

11
O what shall I hang on the chamber walls?
And what shall the pictures be that I hang on the walls,
To adorn the burial-house of him I love?

Pictures of growing spring, and farms, and homes,
With the Fourth-month eve at sundown, and the gray smoke lucid and bright,
With floods of the yellow gold of the gorgeous, indolent, sinking sun, burning, expanding the air;
With the fresh sweet herbage under foot, and the pale green leaves of the trees prolific;
In the distance the flowing glaze, the breast of the river, with a wind-dapple here and there;
With ranging hills on the banks, with many a line against the sky, and shadows;
And the city at hand, with dwellings so dense, and stacks of chimneys,
And all the scenes of life, and the workshops, and the workmen homeward returning.

12
Lo! body and soul! this land!
Mighty Manhattan, with spires, and the sparkling and hurrying tides, and the ships;
The varied and ample land—the South and the North in the light—Ohio’s shores, and flashing Missouri,
And ever the far-spreading prairies, cover’d with grass and corn.

Lo! the most excellent sun, so calm and haughty;
The violet and purple morn, with just-felt breezes;
The gentle, soft-born, measureless light;
The miracle, spreading, bathing all—the fulfill’d noon;
The coming eve, delicious—the welcome night, and the stars,
Over my cities shining all, enveloping man and land.

13
Sing on! sing on, you gray-brown bird!
Sing from the swamps, the recesses—pour your chant from the bushes;
Limitless out of the dusk, out of the cedars and pines.

Sing on, dearest brother—warble your reedy song;
Loud human song, with voice of uttermost woe.

O liquid, and free, and tender!
O wild and loose to my soul! O wondrous singer!
You only I hear……yet the star holds me, (but will soon depart;)
Yet the lilac, with mastering odor, holds me.

14
Now while I sat in the day, and look’d forth,
In the close of the day, with its light, and the fields of spring, and the farmer preparing his crops,
In the large unconscious scenery of my land, with its lakes and forests,
In the heavenly aerial beauty, (after the perturb’d winds, and the storms;)
Under the arching heavens of the afternoon swift passing, and the voices of children and women,
The many-moving sea-tides,—and I saw the ships how they sail’d,
And the summer approaching with richness, and the fields all busy with labor,
And the infinite separate houses, how they all went on, each with its meals and minutia of daily usages;
And the streets, how their throbbings throbb’d, and the cities pent—lo! then and there,
Falling upon them all, and among them all, enveloping me with the rest,
Appear’d the cloud, appear’d the long black trail;
And I knew Death, its thought, and the sacred knowledge of death.

15
Then with the knowledge of death as walking one side of me,
And the thought of death close-walking the other side of me,
And I in the middle, as with companions, and as holding the hands of companions,
I fled forth to the hiding receiving night, that talks not,
Down to the shores of the water, the path by the swamp in the dimness,
To the solemn shadowy cedars, and ghostly pines so still.

And the singer so shy to the rest receiv’d me;
The gray-brown bird I know, receiv’d us comrades three;
And he sang what seem’d the carol of death, and a verse for him I love.

From deep secluded recesses,
From the fragrant cedars, and the ghostly pines so still,
Came the carol of the bird.

And the charm of the carol rapt me,
As I held, as if by their hands, my comrades in the night;
And the voice of my spirit tallied the song of the bird.

16
Come, lovely and soothing Death,
Undulate round the world, serenely arriving, arriving,
In the day, in the night, to all, to each,
Sooner or later, delicate Death.

Prais’d be the fathomless universe,
For life and joy, and for objects and knowledge curious;
And for love, sweet love—But praise! praise! praise!
For the sure-enwinding arms of cool-enfolding Death.

Dark Mother, always gliding near, with soft feet,
Have none chanted for thee a chant of fullest welcome?
Then I chant it for thee—I glorify thee above all;
I bring thee a song that when thou must indeed come, come unfalteringly.

Approach, strong Deliveress!
When it is so—when thou hast taken them, I joyously sing the dead,
Lost in the loving, floating ocean of thee,
Laved in the flood of thy bliss, O Death.

From me to thee glad serenades,
Dances for thee I propose, saluting thee—adornments and feastings for thee;
And the sights of the open landscape, and the high-spread sky, are fitting,
And life and the fields, and the huge and thoughtful night.

The night, in silence, under many a star;
The ocean shore, and the husky whispering wave, whose voice I know;
And the soul turning to thee, O vast and well-veil’d Death,
And the body gratefully nestling close to thee.

Over the tree-tops I float thee a song!
Over the rising and sinking waves—over the myriad fields, and the prairies wide;
Over the dense-pack’d cities all, and the teeming wharves and ways,
I float this carol with joy, with joy to thee, O Death!

17
To the tally of my soul,
Loud and strong kept up the gray-brown bird,
With pure, deliberate notes, spreading, filling the night.

Loud in the pines and cedars dim,
Clear in the freshness moist, and the swamp-perfume;
And I with my comrades there in the night.

While my sight that was bound in my eyes unclosed,
As to long panoramas of visions.

18
I saw askant the armies;
And I saw, as in noiseless dreams, hundreds of battle-flags;
Borne through the smoke of the battles, and pierc’d with missiles, I saw them,
And carried hither and yon through the smoke, and torn and bloody;
And at last but a few shreds left on the staffs, (and all in silence,)
And the staffs all splinter’d and broken.

I saw battle-corpses, myriads of them,
And the white skeletons of young men—I saw them;
I saw the debris and debris of all the dead soldiers of the war;
But I saw they were not as was thought;
They themselves were fully at rest—they suffer’d not;
The living remain’d and suffer’d—the mother suffer’d,
And the wife and the child, and the musing comrade suffer’d,
And the armies that remain’d suffer’d.

19
Passing the visions, passing the night;
Passing, unloosing the hold of my comrades’ hands;
Passing the song of the hermit bird, and the tallying song of my soul,
(Victorious song, death’s outlet song, yet varying, ever-altering song,
As low and wailing, yet clear the notes, rising and falling, flooding the night,
Sadly sinking and fainting, as warning and warning, and yet again bursting with joy,
Covering the earth, and filling the spread of the heaven,
As that powerful psalm in the night I heard from recesses,)
Passing, I leave thee, lilac with heart-shaped leaves;
I leave thee there in the door-yard, blooming, returning with spring,
I cease from my song for thee;
From my gaze on thee in the west, fronting the west, communing with thee,
O comrade lustrous, with silver face in the night.

20
Yet each I keep, and all, retrievements out of the night;
The song, the wondrous chant of the gray-brown bird,
And the tallying chant, the echo arous’d in my soul,
With the lustrous and drooping star, with the countenance full of woe,
With the lilac tall, and its blossoms of mastering odor;
With the holders holding my hand, nearing the call of the bird,
Comrades mine, and I in the midst, and their memory ever I keep—for the dead I loved so well;
For the sweetest, wisest soul of all my days and lands…and this for his dear sake;
Lilac and star and bird, twined with the chant of my soul,
There in the fragrant pines, and the cedars dusk and dim.


Friday, February 19, 2010

Helio- Not Ego- Centric

 

Not to harp on the birthday theme, but it just so happens that quite a few great people were born in February. I was disappointed to note that one of my favorite daily poem offerers, Garrison Keillor, did not mention that today is the birthday of Nicholas Copernicus. This is the astronomer who truly ushered in a new era in terms of the way we view our planet and galaxy and those other galaxies far, far away.  With his revolutionary ideas (published in the 1540's) I think he deserves a little poetry shout-out. What I admire so much about Nick's ideas is that it ushered in a brand new way of research and of thinking about science in general.  And what I love about Copernicus today is the idea of his budding ideas and how wonderful it feels to understand something, to feel something and know something.  For me, I love how great it felt to write this poem in his honor.

Realignment
by Nicole Speulda

Nicholas Copernicus, son of my soul,
a man alone you believed
in astronomical order.
Thanks to you my mood is tuned
too much toward the weather.

That life does not revolve
around you or me or a we
or the ego of human beings
rather a shining sun of burning gas
was true Renaissance thinking.

Questioning the past,
inquiring the future
questioning the future,
wearing our past:
The scientific method.

Life’s evolutions are those of stars;
we wake and sleep, burn and fade,
we rotate and constantly change,
and maybe, for a moment we reach a place
of beautiful endurance,
a place in time on this orb that is ours
that is happiness, by happenstance.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Growing Older And Wiser And Funnier Than Ever


February 16th is a special day for me, it’s the day I became a big sister and all of my childhood memories begin. So many people say they have memories going back to when they were 2 years old…well…I just remember being a happy person for the first few years of my life but when I was nearly 5, that’s when I started to really remember everything.

The day my sister was born was as momentous for me as it was for my parents, or so I like to think. I was excited and nervous and just plain couldn’t wait. But, of course, she made us all do just that…and we waited, and waited and waited some more, and all of a sudden she arrived. (I’m sure my mom has a very different take on that waiting part). But we all agree on one thing: she was the best thing that happened to us all.

In life relationships are never perfect and, to be honest, I was afraid of her for a while because she was really fast once she started walking and had really sharp baby teeth, but we made it past growing up and we make it through the tough times together. Best of all we love the good times and laughing. Today is a celebration of the birth of that special little girl who grew up and is now an amazing woman.

That was 28 years ago today and I love my sister more than ever. While I’ve written about my sister before in original poems, today I’d like Maya Angelou to do the honors, giving thanks to the life of a person I think is phenomenal.

Phenomenal Woman
by Maya Angelou

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Monday, February 15, 2010

The Sound Of Silence

With a day off to celebrate Presidents, I decided today's pace would be slow, a day to just appreciate life and submit to whatever new weather system decided to show up. It was a lovely day, allowing my body and mind to guide me to good things, lingering over the newspaper, a nice long workout and indulgent warm shower, and then just a nice coffee shop experience while watching yet another batch of cold snow start to fall. It was interesting watching the very sunny morning turn overcast while the city scrambled to figure out how bad it would be.

I, for one, don’t care how little or big this next snow is. I have surrendered and it feels great. We roll with what we’re dealt and come with a good attitude. I think part of this is having a great deal of honesty back in my life and I have slept the greatest sleep this weekend that I've had in years. Part of it is the quiet that comes with a white blanket of snow covering everything and living on top of a hill that no mailman delivered to, no garbage truck could access for nearly a week. The white stuff breeds silence in a city that likes to scream. And so, putting a mind to rest that normally runs too many hours a day feels wonderfully restful. Let’s just get back to simplicity.

With that, let’s remember our Keats:

23.  To One who has been Long in City Pent
By John Keats

To one who has been long in city pent
'Tis very sweet to look into the fair
And open face of heaven, -to breathe a prayer
Full in the smile of the blue firmament.
Who is more happy, when, with heart's content,
Fatigued he sinks into some pleasant lair
Of wavy grass, and reads a debonair
And gentle tale of love and languishment?
Returning home at evening, with an ear
Catching the notes of Philomel, -an eye
Watching the sailing cloudlet's bright career,
He mourns that day so soon has glided by,
E'en like the passage of an angel's tear
That falls through the clear ether silently.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

A Day Like Any Other: No More, No Less

Today was a day so full of irony, idiocy and mini-emotional shots both good and bad that I’m happy to say it’s nearly over. Let’s get one thing clear—Valentine’s day is stupid. It’s a made-up holiday for florists, restaurants and card makers hoping make a buck yet it’s a day people feel they need to engage in, in a variety of ways. If you know me, this is not a new way of thinking, I’ve always felt this. I’ve never received flowers, I don’t require chocolates and the man of my dreams used to give me cards “just because” on random days of the year and that was better than anything on any scheduled 2/14.

So why did it bother me today when the Korean woman who runs the YES! Market two blocks from my apartment say to me “you saved $4.87 today and have a Happy Valentine Day.” This is not a wordy woman, she never says anything on a usual trip to the store, but here she is on a Sunday afternoon telling me, a single girl wearing a recyclable backpack to have a happy Valentine’s day. Why? Probably because Hallmark executives called her specifically and told her to tell people that.   OR...

When my original mental plan for the day didn’t materialize, I decided to gather a couple of women and go see a movie and the resounding majority wanted to see the film “Valentine’s Day,” a movie that has gone so overboard in advertising its star power, I think I saw the preview back in December and thought “I’m never seeing that.” Yet there I was at the 1pm packed showing where crazy audience members were probably so happy to be outside after the Snowpocalypse they were clapping after each of the previews, (I really wish that part was in any way untrue). But when in the first ten minutes there are two characters who happen to have my name and that of another who well…let’s leave it at that…are in the same movie, my friend leaned over and said “oh my gosh, that’s weird, are you going to be OK?” that’s just plain unusual. No, I did not leave and names are just names, but I have to say it felt strange.

It also felt a tad off when in the movie Jennifer Garner's character tries to explain the origins of Valentine's day to her grade school kids and clearly this is the Gary Marshall version. Sorry, but for believers in Saint Valentine the stories we imagine are not true, just myths and, from a research point of view-- there were so many St. Valentines that the Catholic Church was never able to prove the Roman Martyrology due to lack of information and the church itself removed his commemoration from their calendar in 1969. I don’t doubt that there was once a Saint named Valentine and I really like the mosaic depicting at least one image of him (see top image), but let’s face it, this is a modern day consumer figment of our romanticism.

What I did like about the movie was one thing-- a brief moment where a kid is seen at a table surrounded by cuttings and pastings and he’s’ writing. That reminded me of all of the fun Valentine’s days I used to have using my Nana’s glue gun and scraps of lace and doilies and her teaching my cousins and I how to make heart paper dolls by folding and cutting.

Furthermore, it reminded me of a short story I read years ago in college called “Children Are Bored On Sundays.” Jean Stafford died when I was two years old but this story, published in the New Yorker magazine on February 21, 1948, contains some great images, reminding me of the days we used to sit and make handmade valentines, but also of the way alcohol is used here, the way it is used in so many movies today:

“To her own heart, which was shaped exactly like a valentine, there came a winglike palpitation, a delicate exigency, and all the fragrance of all the flowery springtime love affairs that ever were seemed waiting for them in the whisky bottle. To mingle their pain their handshake had promised them, was to produce a separate entity, like a child that could shift for itself, and they scrambled hastily toward this profound and pastoral experience.”

The irony is, at one time I used to think that perhaps there was something profound to be found in that whisky bottle or something akin to it. I don’t think that any more and I’m sure Emma from the story would agree.

However, I do think there is something terribly romantic in a song (that works as a poem) called “No Valentines” by Bernie Taupin set to music by Elton John. And with their song, let’s call it just another good day.

No Valentines

No more Valentine’s Day
No more Christmas cards
I’ve thrown them all away
No more sequined stars
No more birthday wishes
No more surprises
Who needs them anyway

No reason to get excited
Yes I gave you everything
I gave you earth and sky
And everything in between
That walks or crawls or flies
No Eastern mornings
It’s your cross now
Keep it all for yourself
It’s overrated anyhow

But keep my Valentine
I’ll keep my bleeding heart
Just let me out of here
Before the sentimental music starts
And your regrets
Fall like empty lines
Like the lies we write on Valentines.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Seussing It Out: When All You Can Do Is Sit Sit Sit Sit

Shutter the windows, pull out the pen
We've set the record, this blizzard of two thousand and ten.

A line of cars on my street...

The novelty’s worn off, brutality has set in. While it’s cool that I know where I was when DC set the all-time record (noted since 1899) for amount of snow fallen (in terms of days, and winters), I’d really like to breathe fresh air tomorrow. After watching our second storm wipe out all signs of life for the morning, I turned off my alarm last night and was only awakened when the 35 mile an hour winds started pounding ice against my windows. It was eerie, no sound other than the snow falling resonating in the city that has so much noise that my sensitive ears pick up everything.

Not a sound stirred, not even the proverbial (or potential) mouse—this is apartment living after all, anything’s possible. But something I never thought I’d NOT see was across the street. Today’s “white out” was like nothing I’ve experienced. It took snowplows off the roads early and left us to stay in and wait. I’m lucky in that I had work to do and calls to join, but it reminded me of how much I love being able to walk, to work out and run and, well…do anything.

That said, work was fun and so was this, my homage to Dr. Seuss today, because when snowed in, why not go high-brow?

The File in PowerPoint Format
by Nicole Speulda and Seuss, PhD.
 
The sun did not shine.
It was too snowy to play.
So I sat in the house
All that cold, cold, blizzardy day.

I sat there with workmates,
Online, we twenty-five strong
And I said, "How I wish
Taking a nap felt even somewhat wrong."

Too windy to go out
And too snow-piled to walk.
So I sat in the house.
And did nothing but talk.

So all I could do was to
Sit!
     Sit!
           Sit!
                 Sit!

And I kind of liked it.
Just a little bit.

And then
something went DING!
How that ding made me answer the ring!

I looked!
Then I saw the email File in PPT format!
I looked!
And I saw it!
The File itself in PPT Format!

And it called to me,
"Why do you sit there like that?"
"I know it is blizzardy
And the sun is not sunny.
But you can have
Lots of good fun that is somewhat work-funny!"

"I know some good work you could do,"
Said the File in PPT Format.
"I know some new tricks,"
Said the File in PPT Format.
"A lot of good tricks.
You could do to me.
Your employer
Will not mind at all if you do."

Then File and I
Did not know what to say.
We looked at each other
And knew how we’d spend day.

But my monkey said, "No! No!
Make that Report go away!
Tell that File in PPT Format
You do NOT want to play.
It should not be here.
It should not be about.
It should not be here
When there’s a weather white-out!"

"Now! Now! Have no fear.
Have no fear!" said the File in PPT Format.
"My updates are not bad,"
Said the File in PPT Format.
"Why, we can have
Lots of good fun, if you wish,
with a game that I call
UP-UP-UPLOAD with flickr!"

"Have no fear!" said the File in PPT Format.
"I will not let you fail.
I will hold your margins well
And be compatible with email.
With a wireless connection on both ends!
And wearing my compatibility mode hat!
But that is not ALL I can do!"
Said the File in PPT Format...

And with that, I told the File...
we’ll do the rest in the morning.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Snoverkill: Only In Our Nation's Capital

According to the Associated Press, President Obama prefers the term “Snowmaggeddon,” to describe our current weather condition here in DC rather than the other terms our snow/rain fearing residents have come up with in the last week. I have no doubt that some ultra conservative somewhere will criticize him for using “slang” and link it in some way to his “blackness,” but really it’s just our own special Washingtonian wordsmiths in the hyper blogotwittersphere that started it. He just took a position, and I love him for it.
What am I talking about and why is this even a news story?

There’s nothing like a massive amount of snow to bring out the solidarity and puniness of people who think they are witty in my city. DC has long been a city of contrasts—a city of power, wealth and education on one half and a city of utter poverty, violence and crack on the other. In the 15 years I have lived here, the murder rate has decreased considerably, the “power” of politicians has become a farce and as an added bonus, our mayor is no longer a crackhead

While conditions have changed drastically, some things are undeniably the same. Rest assured whether it’s digging out of a snowstorm together or smacking a neighbor in the face with a snowball, everyone in DC loves a good turn of phrase.

And there’s nothing we like better than polluting every single air sea and spacewave with clever terms for our own snowstorm: Snowmageddon, Snowpocalypse, Snowperbole, Snowtorious B.I.G., and yes, Snomgasm. And those are just the “Snow” hybrids. I am not going to mention the choice blizzard favorites.

Tomorrow’s forecast looks ominous, a second scare symbolized by visiting my local grocery store which had virtually nothing on the shelves, including canned goods. Tomato paste, really?  How many other people living within a 5 block radius of me needed tomato paste, canned tomatoes, diced, anything—all gone on shelves 8 cans deep and 5 shelves wide? Either local restaurants came in and snapped them up, or DC has a serious tomato problem.  But I digress...

Normally two inches of snow would shut down Washington, but that was soo the blizzard of 1996. Now, responsible DC citizens “organize” a snowball fight. Yes, it’s sadly true that as the weathermen upped the ante on Saturday, hill staffers, non-profiteers and money grubbers alike banded together to organize a time and a place to have a snow smackdown in Dupont Circle. But that’s not all; “copy-cat” snowball fights ensued in several other circles, but hey, these are hard workers with nothing else to do! Now that the government has shut down all operations for Tuesday, I wonder what kind of socially organized mutiny will break out…stay tuned!

Despite the temptation to post Alexander Pope's "Rape of the Lock" as one of the earliest examples of satire/poems full of pun, I shall refrain.  Here is one of the worst/best examples (isn't that what pun poetry is?) of wordplay.  I found it here on Brose and Oseike’s randomness.

Leaf Me Alone

Leaf me alone.
Don’t bark at me like an angry dog
Don’t tell me to branch out or try and spruce me up.
Yew maple* me any way you wish
But I don’t want to go against my grain.
I like the roots I’ve got
And willow-er* my standards not a jot
(Though you wood say they’re low enough already).
I’m knot going to rowan* my life pining for you.
Don’t give me sage advice to make me poplar.
I’m alder than yew, your changes walnut* stick.
I have the balsa knot bough* before your Ivy League education
And I’ve found my grove,
Don’t blame me if I like acorny joke every now and then.
Yew can take that “holly-er than thou” attitude and shove it up your ash.

Yup, this is the humor you get when dealing with Blizzilla!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Blizzilla: Attack Of A Beautifully Restful Day


The wonderful thing about Blizzards is Blizzards can be wonderful things. Or at least that’s how it feels with what is now being referred to as “Snowmageddon, Snowpocalypse, and my personal favorite, “The Snowtorious BIG,” from a group of young people in my neighborhood who took a few RubberMaid storage lids and decided to fling themselves down our hill. All I can say is, I’m slovin’ it!

The thing about being snowed in, especially when you live in DC, is that you get to sleep a beautifully quiet sleep and a nice dark one where there are no cars or dump trucks, and just that feint lovely gray skied light coming in through the windows. The kind of light that lets your brain say, ‘no, it’s not sunny and I’m not leaving any time soon,’ and then you turn over and sleep another hour.

An additional bonus of being snowed in? Unabashedly spending the day cleaning, doing laundry and listening to NPR for a solid 12 hours— minus the time my family, calling from Phoenix to rub it in, made me turn it down. You see, I have an NPR problem. I love it, especially on weekends and I can pretty much tell you the best things to listen to, when to pay attention and what programs are best to have on to nap to. This isn’t a joke. Here are my recommendations:

On Saturdays, if you wake at 7am you can turn on the radio and listen to the pet talk program, which I’m not a huge fan of, but if you want to get breakfast and read the paper to it, it’s a great bit of background noise. Following that is the 8-10am Weekend Edition which you can catch all or parts of but it’s good especially in the last 20 minutes to each end of the hour (so, tune in around 8:40 and 9:40) when they have writers and musicians on. That’s their little formula and so I know if I’m reading, that I may want to perk my ears up for those minutes.

Car talk is next at 10 and I love these guys. This is not a “live listen” must because their podcast posts faithfully after the broadcast, but hey, if I’m working out or snowed in…why not. The true gem of the day is “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me,” the greatest show on earth. Okay, not the greatest but it’s funny and is something I can't live without.

At noon, around the time I was scrubbing the sink today, comes “This American Life,” hosted by the now very famous Ira Glass. This radio show has been made into an HBO series now and I’m told you can get dvd’s of the seasons. I prefer it only on radio but I love this one. This is another must listen but since they have such a great podcast, eh, if I miss it during the air time, I know I can get it later. Today it was a must listen.

Studio 360 with Kurt Anderson is good at 1pm but sometimes he goes all Japanese Anime on us and that just goes over my head. It’s not a must but it’s doable. Perfect for the snow and he even had an interesting battle between Super Bowl rivalry Art Museum Directors today. Two words: seriously and awesome. Rather than Governors of two state gambling silly state products over the outcome of the game, these guys are betting one famous painting from each of their respective Indianapolis and New Orleans museums: IMA vs. NoMA. The Indianapolis Museum of Art will have to surrender their coveted Joseph Turner oil “The Fifth Plague of Egypt,” if their Colts don’t win, while the New Orleans Museum of Art cedes Claud Lorrain’s 1644 “Ideal View of Tivoli” if the Saints come up short. After much back and forth and needless tweeting, here’s how they sealed the deal:

From IMA's Anderson via Twitter: "Deal -- Claude for Turner. Two masters in spirited competition across the channel, and between our fair cities. Go Colts!"

Like I said, seriously, and awesome, and what the hell else do I have to do when we’re snowed in?

But here’s where the new NPR nerdom shines through: At 3pm Lynne Rossetto Kasper’s “Splendid Table” show now has me hooked. The fact that I now listen to this show willingly, sometimes gleefully, has me questioning my own mental health. It’s like my brain can’t get enough of NPR that it’s expanding bandwidth to put in more shows, but at the same time, I’m trying to learn more about cooking and I think that’s a good thing.

There was a gap this afternoon in which programs came on and I wasn’t listening, enjoyed hearing the crunch of my sturdy shoes against the snow. But doing laundry with Garrison? Now that’s my favorite house-keeping companion. I was sorry to hear this morning they cancelled the live feed of Prarie Home Companion’s LIVE broadcast at movie theaters here, simply because the movie theater wasn’t open, but hey, maybe I’ll see them live again at Wolftrap.

With great radio, cleaning, reading, a walk and puzzle-solving—being snowed in is a breeze. I know I will not like all of the ensuing clean-up, and I could use the gym, but this is life. This is how you deal and doing it with a good attitude is the only way I operate these days. And don’t even get into tomorrow. Hello, Will Shortz…Hear ya in the morning!

Today’s offering will be in homage of my WETA station which gave us this today on The Splendid Table.  It was a repeat episode but one guest was a poet, which endears this show to me even further, a poet who just happened to be the inaugural poet for Obama last year.  Thinking back on that too cold day, this was a perfect repeat and I was happy to hear it for the first time.

"Butter"

By Elizabeth Alexander

My mother loves butter more than I do,
more than anyone. She pulls chunks off
the stick and eats it plain, explaining
cream spun around into butter! Growing up
we ate turkey cutlets sauteed in lemon
and butter, butter and cheese on green noodles,
butter meting in small pools in the hearts
of Yorkshire puddings, butter better
than gravy staining white rice yellow,
butter glazing corn in slipping squares,
butter the lava in white volcanoes
of hominy grits, butter softening
in a white bowl to be creamed with white
sugar, butter disappearing into
whipped sweet potatoes, with pineapple,
butter melted and curdy to pour
over pancakes, butter licked off the plate
with warm Alaga syrup. When I picture
the good old days I am grinning greasy
with my brother, having watched the tiger
chase his tail and turn to butter. We are
Mumbo and Jumbo's children despite
historical revision, despite
our parent's efforts, glowing from the inside
out, one hundred megawatts of butter.

"Butter" by Elizabeth Alexander, published 1996 in Body of Life by Tia Chucha Press, San Fernando, CA.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Extra, Extra Read All About It...


Here is a headline from the Washington Post yesterday: The DC “Area Hunkers Down, Stocks Up For The Storm.” Hype over what could be the largest storm to hit our nation’s capital was in full force with the Doppler gangs all over the place and predictions growing more and more ominous as the day went on. I was one of the idiots who decided to leave work a tad early…(5:30pm felt early) yesterday to hit the store just in case the weather people came close to predicting a little storm. All I needed was toothpaste, oatmeal and cheese-- the last item so I could ensure that I got to eat my favorite homemade bean dip on Super Bowl Sunday. Boy was that a bad plan. Supermarkets in DC were overrun with nutty people stocking up on cans of everything, jugs of water and anything else their snow brains could think of. It felt like Y2K all over again, a time when the country thought the world, or at least the technological world, was about to end.

Well, I’m somewhat happy to say that it looks like those Doppler gangers may have been right. But then again, when you estimate snowfall of anything between 12-28 inches…not really sure you can consider yourself accurate. I can run the MOE on that (that’s Margin of Error for you non stat heads out there), and it’s not good. That said, at 10am this morning when NPR announced that the snowfall prediction had been increased to 30 inches today, I had to believe we were in for it.

So, here we are snowed in and totally sane. Why? Because the Washington Post (either accidentally or on purpose) delivered my packet of “Saturday” ads and things I would usually get tomorrow. They came bundled in my Friday morning paper. This sack of extras included what normal newspaper subscribers would get on Sundays—Parade Magazine, the comics, the advertisements, coupons and, most important to me, the Post magazine which has the big weekly crossword puzzle. The Post delivers this on Saturdays as a courtesy to their 7-day a week subscribers. But I’ve never had it delivered on a Friday.

Here’s where the “accidently or on purpose” phrase is key. I have an ongoing battle with the Washington Post. Sometimes I love them and sometimes they drive me crazy. As an admission, I love reading newspapers in print. I love the way the feel in my hands, I love the strategic way I read them (Sports first), and I love the way my day feels better after reading a paper. In an era of dying print subscribers, I am the ideal customer.

Why my struggle with the Post? Delivery is a problem. If it’s 7am and I don’t have a paper, I get cranky. Worse have been the weeks when I didn’t get a paper at all…zero delivery. I understood it when I was an undergrad—hard to get into dorms, or chalk it up to fellow students stealing my paper—but as an adult with an accessible address, there’s no reason you can’t get me a paper when your industry is going down the tubes.

I realize this sounds like the most petty, stupid thing to rant about—just get online and read it all for free, you say—but I really love the smell of the newspaper and the way it leaves newsprint on my hands and even, if I’m reading something while on a treadmill or bike at the gym, don’t mind sweating over it. Once again I started having problems during the summer months when my carrier changed and weather couldn't have been better.  I had a good 4 weeks of spotty service and you better believe I called each day. So, either the Post decided to give all of their full subscribers the Saturday paper contents on Friday because they knew they couldn’t reach us tomorrow, or they did it just for me to make sure I had the Sunday puzzle to work on while snowed in. Either way, I don’t care. I’m stuck inside and I’ve got a huge new crossword to work.

Thank you, Washington Post, I do appreciate it. And now I may even cut you some slack the next time my paper doesn’t come several days in a row…mmm, maybe. I’m still not happy about cutting out the Book World section and no longer offering us even one poem a week in print form (seriously, how much space did that take up to promote something wonderful?), but as long as you get it to me, I will read it.

Here is one of my favorite poems cut out from a newspaper. I’ve got quite a stash of yellowing newsprint of poems alone that either touched me or that I was sent by people who saw a poem and decided to share it. Long live print media.

SNOW: I
by C.K. Williams

All night, snow, then, near dawn, freezing rain, so that by morn-
ing the whole city glistens
in a glaze of high-pitched, meticulously polished brilliance, every-
thing rounded off,
the cars submerged nearly to their windows in the unbroken drifts
lining the narrow alleys,
the buildings rising from the trunklike integuments the wind has
molded against them.
Underlit clouds, blurred, violet bars, the rearguard of the storm,
still hang in the east,
immobile over the flat river basin of the Delaware; beyond them,
nothing, the washed sky,
one vivid wisp of pale smoke rising waveringly but emphatically
into the brilliant ether.
No one is out yet but Catherine, who closes the door behind her
and starts up the street.


Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Seeing Shadows


This groundhog day I don't need a pampered Punxsutawney Phil to tell me we have more days of winter coming.  If last weekend's snow storm wasn't enough, today's wintery mix sealed the deal.  But I’m done with talking about the cold or thinking about the cold. Now, I just deal with the cold and hold on until spring. And despite the annual ritual with Phil and his cousins across the country, I don’t need a woodchuck, or any other oversized squirrel dictating the future. After all, that’s the job of a poet, not a marmot, as Shelley so thoroughly noted in his Defense of Poetry:

"Poets are the hierophants of an unapprehended inspiration; the mirrors of the gigantic shadows which futurity casts upon the present."

So, in honor of poets who have written of shadows, here is one of my favorites from Robert Louis Stevenson’s “A Child’s Garden of Verses.” Oh, and to all you whistle-pigs out there, try scratching words in the dirt next year, because us poets will fiercely defend our role as harbingers of things to come.

My Shadow

I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.

The funniest thing about him is the way he likes to grow--
Not at all like proper children, which is always very slow;
For he sometimes shoots up taller like an india-rubber ball,
And he sometimes goes so little that there's none of him at all.

He hasn't got a notion of how children ought to play,
And can only make a fool of me in every sort of way.
He stays so close behind me, he's a coward you can see;
I'd think shame to stick to nursie as that shadow sticks to me!

One morning, very early, before the sun was up,
I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup;
But my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head,
Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.

Monday, February 1, 2010

This Is Your Brain On Life

Da Vinci "Study of Brain Physiology," c. 1508

Have you ever been unable to make a decision, a tiny one as insignificant as what to eat for dinner, or how to spend your day? Turns out there’s a lot more that goes on inside the brain when it comes to decision-making than one may, um…think. The science of the mind is an interesting field, one that is still somewhat of a fledgling, with new ideas and tests and findings every day. The last 20 years alone have seen a massive amount of new research on the physiology of the brain and why we develop diseases like Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s, and addictions of all kinds.

I never thought about this much until a couple of years ago when I was introduced to an expert in the field, someone who will simply be referred to as “Brain Lady,” a moniker she not only responds to, but one she enjoys being called. Over the course of many weeks I learned from her a bit about how the brain works, mostly focusing on the limbic system, the area that specializes in moving dopamine to and from the brain to your other parts of the brain and body including physical reactions. Dopamine is the chemical of the brain that controls the flow of information and is responsible for our memory and every-day problem solving.

When dopamine is released it provides feelings of enjoyment and reinforcement to motivate us to do, or continue doing, certain activities. Dopamine is released by naturally rewarding experiences. You are hungry, you eat, and dopamine is released. Even in chimps, it’s the same reaction. Studies show they even start craving the reward of food and drink when they are given audible stimuli before their food and drink appear, which can promote a flood of dopamine in expectation of the reward. If this sounds Pavlovian, it is-- only now based on modern scientific facts from MRI's, CAT scans and all sorts of brain wave testing which involve human and simian heads hooked up to wires.  Where Pavlov could only observe, we are now able to test chimp and human brain responses while these choices are made. The more we know about the chemicals at work in the brain, the better we are at figuring out some disorders in our DNA, or at least find some way to counterbalance things than the ones we have now.

Jonah Lehrer is the science writer who brought much of this new research to my attention, going beyond what Brain Lady's education on the subject.  Lehrer's latest book is called “How We Decide,” but I found Lehrer through his very cool science blog called The Frontal Cortex.  If you are in any way interested in the science of life, this blog is the best thing I’ve seen for telling it like it is and giving you the findings in English. So often scientists know how to do the research and proceed to publish their findings in nearly incomprehensible ways. While not a scientist himself any longer, Lehrer is a translator of sorts; he puts things into context and knows science to explain it in a human way so that people like me can fully understand them.

But the main reason his latest book resonates is how he described his reason for writing it in the first place. It revolves around one simple assignment-- to get cereal at a grocery store. There he was, in the breakfast aisle and, in his own words…

“And it wasn't until I got to the supermarket that I realized that there were 20 different kinds of Cheerios. There were original Cheerios. There were honey-nut Cheerios, apple-cinnamon, multigrain, the yogurt-with-the-berry thing. And then, of course, there are all the generic varieties of Cheerios...And so I found myself spending literally a half an hour, 30 minutes, in the cereal aisle of the supermarket, trying to choose between boxes of Cheerios. And that's when I realized I had a problem, and I became really curious as to what was actually happening inside my head while I was struggling to make a decision.”

I don’t have this problem with cereal but I do remember my mind re-adjusting when I moved home after living abroad in Europe. The small Tesco we shopped at in Belfast was a twelfth of the size of any normal sized Safeway or Albertsons. The carts were half the width and depth of U.S. shopping carts and there are so many choices of flavors and brands, at that moment American largess smacked me in the face. And then if you’re shopping for another person or people, it seemed crazy to choose for them based on the sheer size of products on the shelves. Someone who washes their clothing in Tide probably has a preference of scent or not, if scent, which scent; do they have a front-loading washer or not, do they like fabric softener or not, dryer sheets?…etc.

But I relate in many other ways with some of the stories Lehrer’s book addresses and it will break your heart when a woman who was put on medication to combat her Alzheimer’s, goes on a medication which is a dopamine agonist, a common practice which helps with the loss of dopamine neurons. But guess what? The drug infuses her system with such dopamine reactors, she develops a gambling addiction, loses her entire life savings, then her husband-- who could no longer stand her 18 hour a day addiction to slot machines-- all because of a drug that was supposed to save her mind.  Two weeks after she was taken off the drug, no compulsion to gamble. 

In the modern world we live in we have a lot of choices.  Some are basic choices and others involve a lot of information processing from a variety of media that we’ve never had to deal with before. We have task lists and choice lists, and phone lists and to-do lists that are work generated or simply life generated. Bottom line, we’ve got a lot going on in our brains and it will be interesting to see how science continues to research the portholes of our minds.

One of the most forward-thinking science writers of his time (1848-1899), Grant Allen championed Darwinism, traveled the western hemisphere and, was an interesting soul. With a prolific pen, Allen wrote science articles, many books and then even went on to author controversial novels, the most scandalous involving strong women and their sexually promiscuous behavior (move over Hester Prynne) —but he did so under the pseudonyms of women.

Allen was one of a few of his time who upheld Darwin’s theories. I am not sure of the exact date this poem was published, but I think it’s brilliant, and that it resonates the same meaning now as it did in the late 1800’s.

A Ballade of Evolution
by Grant Allen

In the mud of the Cambrian main
Did our earliest ancestor dive:
From a shapeless albuminous grain
We mortals our being derive.
He could split himself up into five,
Or roll himself round like a ball;
For the fittest will always survive,
While the weakliest go to the wall.

As an active ascidian again
Fresh forms he began to contrive,
Till he grew to a fish with a brain
And brought forth a mammal alive.
With his rivals he next had to strive
To woo him a mate and a thrall;
So the handsomest managed to wive,
While the ugliest went to the wall.

At length as an ape he was fain
The nuts of the forest to rive,
Till he took to the low-lying plain,
And proceeded his fellows to knive.
Thus did cannibal man first arrive
One another to swallow and maul:
And the strongest continued to thrive,
While the weakliest went to the wall.